Director of Clinical Innovation
Head of Operations
Head of Content
VP of Stealing Office Supplies
Rio keeps all of us in the office on our toes… as in, we always have to be watching out to ensure he doesn’t steal our office supplies. He loves to cuddle (especially if they include inner thigh rubs) and bark at everything he sees. Recklessness aside, Rio offers emotional support to everyone he meets.
WHY HE BELIEVES IN DIVETHRU:It pays for his organic dog food.
VP of Cuddles
Lord Biggus, Biggie for short, is the office cuddler. He’s constantly searching for team members to cuddle with so he can steal their warmth. He often encourages his brother, King Rio, to misbehave so it makes him look like more of an angel. He’s a puppy genius like that. He makes all of our team members feel needed as he’s always needing their warmth.
WHY HE BELIEVES IN DIVETHRU:It pays for the electricity that powers the fireplace he snuggles up against.
Chief Zoomies Officer
Simba is a senior citizen who likes to pretend he isn’t. He gets away with it because even at 13 years old, he’s still a cute orange floof with a baby face. He loves terrorizing the downstairs neighbours with his zoomies and tearing apart new toys. On a sunny day, he loves chillin in the park and staring down squirrels.
Chief of Security